Milan interesting number

Milan is a well-deserved international metropolis, language is not a problem of this when, but the problem actually lies in the language, the first day of the official today in Milan street appear, because the language cause many stories.

Before coming to Milan for the famous Duomo Cathedral meters long, it is said that this is the world's top third of the Cathedral, the design of the luxury scale spectacular crunch.

Visit their sites, flotilla, architectural magnificence, the style is elegant, name color contrast of visitors, more graceful greenery.

Church perimeter is Milan's famous shopping district, the ' living room ' of Milan, for as long as the will to Milan to this guest (is here after slaughter), brings together numerous world famous here, guys brand, here only on an equal footing, who also cover but who's thunder.

Press said that such a place, find a person fluent in should not be a problem, no, ask if encountered foreign tourists when is good, if this is the local people, the majority going to the ' international pointing ', hands and feet, you also may not be able to speak clearly because Milan street really and Tianjin has a spell, take the ' simply ' does not have to go through, a partial, it is possible to mistake for a thousand miles. In addition to ask for directions, shopping once promising money go there, just a little bit more, is not so simple.

What you really want to say

Cathedral peripheral shopping areas like the majestic, imposing even more spectacular scale, where the people here is not whether wallet drum, a drum is to escape the temptation, of course I also import shoppers crowd.

In a department store of CCP Landai counters in step, like a package like cream, delicate appearance, the weight is considerable, maybe you can give to mother and mother-in-law, no price money, experience tells me not to know the price before casually asked, so making selling girl booty, but it seems, all of Italy, guess, guess it is something that is since the monopoly embarrassed, heavy make-up Miss fast running, a dance, a sentence didn't understand that seems to say is English, may be chosen in congratulations I had something good.

' I don't understand that what is written above, this is what to use? '

' &Amp;% # _ ^ # _ + & ^% # # face & ^ # $% (* ^% neck & & * $ ^ &% UIO eyes * & & ((% ^ * night (&% $ # ^ & '

"Are you saying this is the night of lotion in the face and neck? '

' &Amp; & $ ^ * ^% $ clean (^% $ ^ * crease * (^% $ $ '

"Are you saying this is wash-anti-wrinkle? '

' The Sun * & ^ *% $ # @% $ ^ neck & & * strong &% $ * '

' You mean it is the Sun? '

‘&%$*&(&%’

' Well, I don't.

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' No! Help customers understand the product is my responsibility! '

She suddenly emitted a complete English shocked me.

' It down bottom what use? '

' &Amp;% $% # * ^ * & @% ' came again, and I put up here.

' Well, you tell me the money! "

' No, you have to know how it is doing what? ' and come out a clear English.

So I quickly victorious pursuit, ' that's it do? '

‘&%#$@&*%&#@’

I was about to attack, presence of mind, a question of pointing the taishou, ' you just tell me it was a wash or liniment face? '

' &Amp; &% # ^% # @ & &% ' from her analysis is pointing gestures and tube and pipe cleaning solution, which his mother what toys.

Outcome is that no matter how she expressed regret and disappointment, I still strongly escaped.

Please help me try Hat

Zera Man is quite good men's brand, where thousands of Chinese and a set of chosen wanxuan caps and scarves, good quality, type, want to buy to give her father-in-law, but on the hat size not sure, last gloves to buy small, this hat is no longer small, is not a cheap Ah, aside the product guy is already looking forward to a long time, the trouble you help me find color, brand, in the end I have proposed dimensions of the problem, he did not hesitate to wear a hat, represents a very comfortable, but I looked at him the same figure, mung bean sprouts than Apple deal much head, worried about rising, sent him to help me find other colors, along with his hat in the crowd move, finally an uncle, the crane's child, step pride.

I round the hat back on the road, before stopped

' The trouble you help me? '

Grandpa obviously is.

' Could you help me try this Hat? '

Grandpa hurriedly waving, ' &% # $ * &% '

Know Uncle must be mistaken, Italy should be considerate of the people.

' I mean please you help me try this hat size.

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Grandpa more anxious, hand-laid faster, '% $ # * &% @ $ # ' is going to the billing platform.

' I know I gotta pay for it, but now I'm not paying that please you help me try-in inappropriate.

’

Grandpa quickly cried, drag me to the billing platform, I took advantage of the fascinating skyscape hat to surround head.

' Is to let you wear a try. ’

Wise guy finally understand laughter, the hat is just too cool to do, a few styling, finally let me forget finely see hat on his head is in its place.

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I was able to TSE, qianenwan a happy ending.

The language barrier would benefit

Want to give our girls to buy a gift, a cosmetics shop, bigwigs are pretty girl, then stood back in, quickly pick a perfume, selected four different flavor, go to the cashier section, signature card, your card is very smooth, Miss perfume into plastic bags instantly reminded of four girls should have four separate packaging,

' Could you give me three bags? '

Paragraph one lady stares pretty big eyes stared at me.

' I mean can you give me three bags, I bought four people, each person must have a copy of the bag.

’

Big eyes more confused.

' To the bag, to four bags.

' I put up four fingers.

Big eyes use your lips and said nothing.

I look around helplessly, paragraph after the other two pairs of eyes similarly confused, surrounded by shopping for ladies are crazy about shopping, disturb anybody.

I also don't want a bag, but try it yourself, ' this is me to four people to buy gifts, so you want to separate. ’

The ' gift! gift! "

Miracle has finally appeared, the ' gifts ' in this word like cured big eyes of amnesia, she jumped up, and next to the other still confused two pairs of eyes are certainly a bark in Wow, from time to time pointed my finger, and then pick up the scent of perfume, dodged into the back of the Office area.

It is now clear to me, I paid the money, should something go, now don't want multiple to three bags, even the perfume has disappeared, do not know what big eyes understand what the other two pairs of eyes at this point it seems better than I can understand that laughs at me, look at me, kept me finger behind.

To the rear to get bags? not all bag hanging behind the cash register? five minutes later, ten minutes passed, I can't wait to walk past on the they said ' I don't want a bag, put perfume also me. ' Suddenly see a large eye out with a bag, and performed like a lift to my eyes, the original four bottles of perfume has done a pretty gift wrap, four bottles of perfume, Ah, no wonder such a long time, because the language barrier, but want to gift wrap, if one starts to clear only the bag, to have no current treatment.

Big eyes it seems not only do the packaging, and studied later also temporary, the English words and asked me, ' this color decal is green tea flavor, this is &% #% (didn't understand) flavor, this is fried, this is my favorite, this is ...

Is again? this word I forgot. ’

' Never mind, I can't remember right now.

’

' No, you have to figure out, is a gift, not wrong.

’

' I really remember right now.

’

' No, you want to know how, is the gift that everyone is different.

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' I know that I really know.

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I almost take the bags, qianenwan Xie ran away, in fact, there is a problem, or a bag, but I don't dare to those three bags.

Everyone to ' fuck ' ' fuck '

Today only began formal contact with the people of Milan, the first shop in shop eldest sister warm welcoming, ' fuck! (

Tail to elongate tone) ' I gave great jump, even revolutionary slogan people know Milan? think wrong, must be a local dialect ' Hello ', so smile in response, a circle left and opened it's pitiful sister sound sonorous: ' fuck! ' The mind is a surprised, why are you so uncomfortable, say go also said ' Hello ', not you.

Later time everywhere, ' fuck ' popping, aunt on boy, boy infants on big brother, uncle, meimei on Uncle mutual said, anyway, is the disarray, I'm not often to be affected by this treatment, guess means continually be overturned, and finally in paragraph single billing girl and pay a ya son mutually Slam ' fuck ', I can't help,

' You always ' gymnastics, gymnastics ', what does it mean? '

Billing girl seemed made difficult, it seems that no good explanation, "it means a lot, you said it meant it.

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(Killing you think I'm talking about what it means!)

Billing girl seemed like how organizations in your own language, ' so to speak, it can be a Hello, can be OK, goodbye, meaning much, we want to say a thousand times a day.

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So, difficult I guess one day, think of leaving, thanked him no, look back and smile, shouting, ' fuck! '

Quick response, remitting girl ' fuck! fuck! '

When Word is no longer the word, can be easily exported.

Interesting things there, in your around do you have a pair of eyes is found.

At the end of the drag-and-weary legs headed home, in the subway through an SAT wheelchair selling artists, he blew a familiar Yugoslav folk songs, song sound long, with the passenger in their morning subway more somewhat bleak, I haven't looked back, listening to music and farther behind, when the music is perhaps language is less important.